She positively glows

[firecat]

This post criticizes a product for bleaching...labia, I assume, although the post says "vagina."

http://jezebel.com/5900928/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hairyits-also-too-brown

My favorite bit:

Really, the ultimate one-vagina-to-rule-them-all would glow in the dark like one of those deep-sea fishes.

I would totally use glow-in-the-dark body paint on my pussy for fun. I sure don't approve of women being pressured to bleach their parts though.

Comments

[jae]

Labia are a 'reproductive part'???

-J

[firecat]

It makes me happy that the first comment on this post was to correct my wording. No really :) What would you call them?

[jae]

I don't know what category I'd put them in, but they have nothing to do with reproduction. When I clicked on the cut, I expected something to do with ovaries or something. ;)

-J

[ailbhe]

Genital.

[st_aurafina]

We've both just discussed this important issue with each other, and we've decided that I'll vajazzle mine, and she'll buy one of those magnetic LED lights for hers. Then we should be shiny enough to be socially acceptable. But not enough to get married. That would be silly.

[firecat]

LED labia, yay!

[rivenwanderer]

Given how the quote started off, I can't believe they didn't make the comparison to the Eye of Sauron.

[firecat]

Hahaha! I now have the title in my head "Her Pussy Was a Palantir," but I'm not sure if it's doggerel, a heavy metal song, or what.

[ailbhe]

Sometimes I wish I wasn't raising girls. Can I arm them? With, like, baking soda, I guess...

[amadi]

I tweeted earlier "Dear World: Do not put any product in your vulva or vagina unless medically indicated. And even then get a second opinion." I realized that would also leave out lubricant, but at that point I didn't care. It makes me so angry.

[wild_irises]

I'm right there with the LED labia.

Decades ago, we used to read the Fredericks of Hollywood catalog (pokershaman just helped me come up with the name), but I do know they sold a dildo with a light at its tip, which led to much speculation about just what that would be for.