It did indeed! I spent much of my twenty-ninth year FINALLY finishing up my undergrad degree (a process which felt more like "The Distance" by Cake than any sort of achievement) and ... still bumming around in Blacksburg, making acceptable money for small-town 2006 and hanging out with college students.

29 you'd think I'd know better
Living like a kid
When my lies may seem less than clever
Is when I fall for it
Only time will tell if wishing wells
Will bring us anything...

Thankfully I got tired enough of it that summer to move to the DC area and find a job.