Web 1.0, fanfic archives, redundancy

I was sufficiently motivated by melannen's post How to Make Your Own Fanfiction Archive, In Just 10 Easy Steps (https://melannen.dreamwidth.org/534629.html) and delighted that some folks seem to be working on recreating Web 1.0 (or maybe 1.5) that I went and squatted on my username at Neocities (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neocities "The service's expressed goal is to revive the support of free web hosting of the now-defunct GeoCities."). It's also got at least one fanfic webring. I haven't archived any of my fic there and don't know if I will. I should either do that or make backup epubs from AO3 though. Nothing lasts forever.

Ragnarok season 3!

Season 3 of Ragnarok coming to Netflix on August 24! [happy dance]

Where do I sign up?

I decided I needed to start using deodorant again and was looking at some of the ones branded "for men." I couldn’t stop laughing.

Some highlights:

• "Fresh notes of kelp" (I like the smell of kelp but I so DO NOT want to smell like kelp).
• "Scent: Arctic Edge" (because when I get up in the morning, nothing gives me that cheery boost more than thinking about being impaled by a stalactite).
• There's a brand "happy nuts"—OK, that’s more cute than WTF, but this brand calls its bar soap "man slab."

Where do I apply for the job of naming and describing personal care products for men, and do they supply the weed or is one expected to bring one’s own?