Is it because of YOU?

Of course it's because of me. Everything is because of me! I'm the center of the universe!!

*snicker*

It works out well when we go to my 'rents for thanksgiving, because they both like dark meat and Dan and I both like white. When I buy turkey, I buy just a breast so we don't have to deal with the dark meat.

*hangs head in shame*

I'm not colorblind when it comes to poultry. Does that make me a poultrist??