firecat | in which firecat commits filk

Inspired by a word on a box of Wellness canned cat food and insufficient sleep.

I can't get no catisfaction
I can't get no catisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm huntin' that red dot
Yeah I'm doin' that feline rodeo
And that bug's just not staying caught
What a useless damn fixation
It's a certified aggravation

I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no catisfaction
I can't get no catisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' my TV
And Maru comes on to show me
How snug his box can be
But he can't be a cat 'cos he doesn't got
The same catnip toys as me

I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no catisfaction
I can't get no feline action
Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm struttin' round the yard
And I'm sniffin' this and I'm swattin' that
And I'm tryin' to hunt some squirrel
Who tells me, "kitty, better come back maybe next week
Cause you see I'm on an acorn streak..."

I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no catisfaction
No catisfaction, no catisfaction, no catisfaction