Mozzarella-tomato Salad will forever be much weirder

[firecat]

“It’s like biting down on a warm cherry tomato,” writes Michael Castleman about what an ejaculation into the mouth feels like (to the person with the mouth)

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“It’s like biting down on a warm cherry tomato,” writes Michael Castleman about what an ejaculation into the mouth feels like (to the person with the mouth)

— <a href, "https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/all-about-sex/201307/secrets-of-fabulous-fellatio">“Secrets of Fabulous Fellatio: A woman's guide”</a> All About Sex blog, <i>Psychology Today,</i> Posted July 15, 2013

Every time I look at it, I find something new to be concerned about. How many concerning issues can <i>you</i> find?

(The rest of the advice offered is not entirely unreasonable if you overlook a whackload of stereotyping.)

Comments

[bitterlawngnome]

How about we don't bite, and definitely not that hard.

[minoanmiss]

WORD.

I just thought of several other nauseating aspects of that depiction in rapid distressing succession. aughghghghgh.

[firecat]

Exactly. Can't un-read!

[firecat]

That's definitely one of the things!

[chanter1944]

Aaaaaaugh, my braaaaiiiin!

[firecat]

I'm sorry for sharing the angst...I couldn't bear it alone

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

I always side-eye any phrase that begins: "One man told me..."

Yeah, well, I can find 10 men and an AI robotic cucumber to tell you THE EXACT OPPOSITE!

I like cherry tomatoes. That is all :)

[firecat]

Yes I mean it might have come from Florida Man!

I love cherry tomatoes. *chomp* *squirt*

[wendelah1]

“It’s like biting down on a warm cherry tomato,” writes Michael Castleman about what an ejaculation into the mouth feels like (to the person with the mouth)

I don't even know where to start.

[firecat]

I'm just afraid if I start I'll never be able to stop.