What makes a man

[firecat]

I was paying more attention than usual to my regularly scheduled penis-enhancement spam today.

What makes a man?
Is it strength? A great career? Confidence in a crowd?
Yes, all of that matters.
But there's one key thing that defines your confidence, your pride, and even your relationship...
Can you get it up? And keep it up?
And I’m not talking about a few minutes—I mean for as long as you want.

It went on to say “P.S. Imagine her satisfaction when you can finally give her the night she's been craving.”

[274,638 eyerolls later…]

Anyway, the response that popped into my head was from back in 1970 when the fourth grade class had a module called “what makes man human?” (These days we’d say it differently, to deny a snarky fourth grader the opportunity to say “an H and a U.”) And back then one of the more popular answers to that question was “we use tools.”

You can probably figure out where I’m going with this…

Comments

[pogodragon]

One of the limitations of this place over FB is the absence of a 'laugh' react, but yes, yes I can see where you're going with that :-D

[stonepicnicking_okapi]

Oh my goodness, if only I knew cared what makes a man?! I would eyeroll but the force of it would probably give me a stroke and I only have health insurance for two and a half more days.

[firecat]

Eek! Save your eyerolls for more important things.

Thoughts

[ysabetwordsmith]

>> “P.S. Imagine her satisfaction when you can finally give her the night she's been craving.” <<

Hint: learn what a clitoris is and what to do with it.

>> “what makes man human?” (These days we’d say it differently, to deny a snarky fourth grader the opportunity to say “an H and a U.”) And back then one of the more popular answers to that question was “we use tools.” <<

Timebinding is currently popular.

[silveradept]

There are definitely enough tools around to use, and some of the good ones don't take batteries or have foolish ideas about relationships.