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firecat (attention machine in need of calibration) ([personal profile] firecat) wrote2005-06-23 02:41 pm
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light bulb jokes

(Also posted in alt.poly)

How many dogs to change a light bulb? (one of many versions).



Q: How many pit bulls does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Who needs a light bulb? It's so much fun to get a belly rub in the
dark!

And besides, you can see fine by the light reflecting off the very
large teeth that I am bearing in a face-splitting grin.

Q: How many homeless shelter dogs in a remedial obedience class does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Depends. How many pounds of doggie hot dog treats do you got?