Telling misspellings that sleepy editors make

[firecat]

"Delete coma"

Comments

[usqueba.livejournal.com]

Comas are bad! Deleting one would be good ;)

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

"insert brane"

this resonates :-)

[penngwyn.livejournal.com]

This is, of course, what happens when you fall asleep such that your finger weighs down on the auto-repeating "delete" key, and you wake to realize that the chapter you've been working on all month is GONE.