firecat | ABC do/don't meme

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graymalkin made up this meme on FB and I'm porting it over here.

graymalkin's description:
The basic idea: You use my list headings or make up your own. You can list as many things as you like. If you don't want to do the whole alphabet, just put things in alphabetical order. Add pictures if you like!

Things I Don’t Buy.............Things I Do Buy

Acetaminophen..................anvils
bling..........................bananas
Cisco routers..................CPUs
Disneyland passes..............daffodils
Entertainment Weekly...........Eric Clapton music
Fake blood.....................Fimo
Gap clothing...................Games (video)
Hummers........................Hello Kitty–themed products
iPhone.........................iMac
jaguar pelts...................Jamba Juice smoothies
kayaks.........................Kung Fu movies
love...........................Lady Gaga songs
Meg Whitman....................mahi mahi
Noah's bagels..................Netflix subscription
Oprah..........................Occam's Razor
puffer fish....................poetry
Quiddich brooms................quesadillas
rabbits........................retail
sudoku puzzles.................San Francisco Zoo membership
tattoos (yet)..................tea
Ugg boots......................unagi
vajazzling.....................vampire genre novels
weight-loss....................web hosting
xtc............................x-acto knife
yachts.........................yarn
"zen," anything marketed as....zucchini