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firecat (attention machine in need of calibration) ([personal profile] firecat) wrote2010-12-30 05:04 pm
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how to make your cat poop

1. Notice that cat has not pooped for three days.
2. Make appointment at vet for tomorrow morning.
3. Realize that cat carrier is still dirty from the last time cat went to the vet with the same problem.
3. Go to pet store and purchase new cat carrier.
4. Put cat in new cat carrier to make sure he fits.

(Fortunately he pooped in the litter box and not in the carrier.)
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[personal profile] foxfirefey 2010-12-31 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
Aha, you should crosspost to [community profile] cats.
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[personal profile] laughingrat 2010-12-31 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
5. *headdesk repeatedly as necessary*

Oh, cats.

As far as I can tell, Leland's problem was that he didn't like his food. Liver failure? Kidney failure? NAW. (Thank goodness.)
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[personal profile] meloukhia 2010-12-31 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh! What a...forgive me...pooper. I am glad he got his poop on in the end! (we are having a pee problem, meanwhile...)
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[personal profile] laughingrat 2010-12-31 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
...where else would he get his poop on?

Oh god, did I seriously just say that? I am so immature.
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[personal profile] meloukhia 2010-12-31 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA KITTY POTTY HUMOUR IS THE BEST.
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[personal profile] serene 2010-12-31 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, dear. Well, at least it worked!
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[personal profile] eggcrack 2010-12-31 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yay? \o/?

Your icon is awesome.
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[personal profile] deakat 2010-12-31 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I wonder if putting him into the new cat carrier put the Fear of Vet into him?

Well, at least the new carrier was probably less expensive than the vet visit would have been.

<snork>

[identity profile] graymalkin13.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Two women are waiting for a bus. The bus is late. It starts to rain. The women don their stylish flowered plastic rain caps. Still no sign of the bus. Lightning strikes a nearby tree and it explodes. The women sigh. One of them lights a cigarette. Immediately the bus appears in the distance. One of the women says, "Oh look! The bus is finally coming!" The other one says, "Darling, the bus was always coming."

It's the same with cats. The poop was always coming.

Oh hai!
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[personal profile] firecat 2010-12-31 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
I love that!

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[identity profile] graymalkin13.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
In all honesty, I stole the bus thing from somebody else... who in turn actually overheard the exchange between the two women. However, the setting was my own device.
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[personal profile] firecat 2010-12-31 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
If I could paint I would paint them with their stylish rain caps, smoking next to the exploded tree.

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[identity profile] graymalkin13.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
...and the bus, a tiny dot in the distance...

[identity profile] amilyn.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Cats are...contrary things.

Well done, you.
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[identity profile] lisa-marli.livejournal.com 2010-12-31 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
Irony, driving us nuts at an alarming speed.
Glad the cat is doing better.
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