how to make your cat poop

[firecat]

1. Notice that cat has not pooped for three days.
2. Make appointment at vet for tomorrow morning.
3. Realize that cat carrier is still dirty from the last time cat went to the vet with the same problem.
3. Go to pet store and purchase new cat carrier.
4. Put cat in new cat carrier to make sure he fits.

(Fortunately he pooped in the litter box and not in the carrier.)

Comments

<snork>

[graymalkin13.livejournal.com]

Two women are waiting for a bus. The bus is late. It starts to rain. The women don their stylish flowered plastic rain caps. Still no sign of the bus. Lightning strikes a nearby tree and it explodes. The women sigh. One of them lights a cigarette. Immediately the bus appears in the distance. One of the women says, "Oh look! The bus is finally coming!" The other one says, "Darling, the bus was always coming."

It's the same with cats. The poop was always coming.

Oh hai!

Re: <snork>

[firecat]

I love that!

Re: <snork>

[graymalkin13.livejournal.com]

In all honesty, I stole the bus thing from somebody else... who in turn actually overheard the exchange between the two women. However, the setting was my own device.

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[firecat]

If I could paint I would paint them with their stylish rain caps, smoking next to the exploded tree.

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[graymalkin13.livejournal.com]

...and the bus, a tiny dot in the distance...