Can you finish this sentence?

[firecat]

"We are Ob/Gyns with MBA’s, and...



...we FIGHT CRIME!"



(From here via classics_cat on dot_cattiness.)

Comments

[klwalton.livejournal.com]

we think you'll *love* our style!!

[red-frog.livejournal.com]

... you'd best hope that we use the appropriate skillset when reshaping your vaginal lips!

Ew. Ewewewew.

[cjsmith.livejournal.com]

...you're not, neener neener neener!

[zyxwvut.livejournal.com]

"Your ROI-based STD's are SOL!"

Z

P.S.: Good'un, yours, though.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

We will hold with no delays.
We'll fit your crotch with new toupees
Ob/Gyns with MBAs!

YUM-YUM: Everything's a source of cash
PEEP-BO: Our website could use more Flash.
PITTI-SING: Let's have a look at that weird rash

Ob/Gyns with MBAs!

Xiphias made me do it

[semperfiona]

Zippity zappity
Ob/gyns with MBA's
Fix hubby's sex life--your
Childbirth's his curse--

Gynecological
Laser resculpturing
Tightens your pussy and
Lightens your purse.

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

*shudder*

I laughed. :)

I couldn't make it parse at first, which is when I realized for the first time that I say "oh bee gee wye enn". :)

[abostick59.livejournal.com]

...that explains why the health plan we administer is so fucked up.

[rmjwell.livejournal.com]

...LeRoi is here to redecorate your pudenda! On the next "Laser Shunt for the Well-HeeledNO CARRIER

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[semperfiona]

So do I, most of the time. But for some reason the phrase looked like it should be pronounced "ob-jin".

[firecat]

[*backing away slowly*]

:-)

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

I don't know -- "We are Ob/Gyns with MBAs and" just looked like "Three little maids from school are we. . . "

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Is there a tune that this goes to, or is it original?

For some reason, I'm thinking A. A. Milne, but I can't figure out exactly what my brain's associating this with. . . "James James Morrison Morrison," perhaps.

[windsea.livejournal.com]

*apologies to Walt Disney, wherever you may be ...*

We are Ob/Gyns with MBA’s, if you please,
We best Ob/Gyns with MBA’s, if you don't please.
Now we very proud of your new cunt so bright
If we like we put you on our nice website.

(hint: Lady and the Tramp)

laughing so hard I'm almost choking

[elynne.livejournal.com]

I loved that song as a child. I used to listen to it over and over, and still remember all the words.

THANKS SO MUCH FOR RUINING IT FOR ME FOREVER. ;D

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[semperfiona]

Ah, no. It's a double dactyl, and the only reason I ~blamed you is that I was inspired after reading your Mikado filk.

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

...we mean BUSINESS!

(Scary thought: aggro Ob/Gyn's. eep.)

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Okay. That's what I was responding to. I've heard Higgledy Piggledys, and so that's why it sounded familiar.

I like double dactyls. So did "Robert J. Lurtsema", host of "Morning Pro Musica". (Yes, he specifically used his middle initial in order to be a double dactyl, and named his radio show such, deliberately.)

Higgledy Piggledy
Robert J. Lurtsema
Hosted a radio
NPR show

"Morning Pro Musica"
Doubly dactilly
Made all it's listeners
Ready to go!

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[firecat]

Ah, Robert J. Lurtsema. I used to wake up to his show. It was during the Reagan era, and I would hear these bizarre news headlines while I was half asleep, and later be unsure whether I'd been dreaming or not.

(And later still, be very afraid because I hadn't been dreaming.)

[dawnd.livejournal.com]

I must be sick in the same way, because G&S was what came to my mind too. But I didn't know any well enough to parody it that well.

*bows* to a master...

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Google is your friend. G&S is public domain, so all the lyrics are easily available. . .

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[elisem.livejournal.com]

Bob Lurtsema, hm? Haven't heard that name for a while. He once kissed me on a frat house lawn, during Campus Carnival. Just a polite smooch.

Nice guy.

Except now I'm afraid of dreaming about him singing Xiphias' filk of G&S Ob/Gyns with MBAs. This might be a long night.

Re: laughing so hard I'm almost choking

[windsea.livejournal.com]

We are *frightfully* sorry.

hint: The Wrong Box, 1966 :-)

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

(laughing hysterically)

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

You're a genius. May I add you as a friend?

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[semperfiona]

Certainly. *returns the favor*

[nellorat.livejournal.com]

...we've studied each and every way you can get screwed.

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[supergee.livejournal.com]

I wanna do likewise. Great double dactyl.

--Arthur D. Hlavaty, who uses his middle initial for the same reason Mr. Lurtsema does.

Re: Xiphias made me do it

[semperfiona]

Sure :-)

Thank you!