People from Northern states starting with an M mock Seattleites preparing for a snowstorm

(I'm from Michigan. Although I haven't seen snow in about 25 years, so I'd probably be bartering monogrammed yoga mats for a slice of cauliflower pizza, just like the Seattleites depicted in this here Twitter thread.)

https://twitter.com/DSilvermint/status/1093721980329574409

"I've never witnessed anything quite like Seattle grocery stores when locals are preparing to brave 4-5 inches of snow."
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"Oh no. They've started looting. People running out of stores with armfuls of Yerba Mate tea."
"Wild packs of Goldendoodles are roaming the streets."
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"I've been afraid to admit I'm originally from Minnesota. I'm too timid to lead the survivors."
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"Why, just now I witnessed a young man letting several others huddle inside his beard for warmth."