Mac and Apple quotes

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Over in macosx they are collecting quotes about Macs and Apple in general. I decided to add my contribution to my journal as well:

I'm a Mac fan and a former Apple employee, which means I get to make fun of them every now and then:

With Rhapsody, Macintosh can be just like Windows -- an OS running on top of another OS. -- SFJ

(Rhapsody was an early code name for OS X.)

Also:

My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks. -- When I become an Evil Overlord (http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/)

And here's one I ganked a long time ago off an Apple employee bulletin board:

There is a California state law that says "All employees of Apple Computer, Inc., must take either the Myers-Briggs Personality Traits Battery or a urine test." I pissed on the Myers-Briggs test. -- Mike Cappella