Foamy the Squirrel's take on the "Fatkins" diet

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Contains words that will get you fined by the FCC. Also possibly offensive to people who eat low-carb. Also contains a bunch of words I can't quite understand, but what I do understand, I think is funny.

http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html

[Edit: If you also can't hear a bunch of the words, you can check out this transcript.]