I don't think they meant it that way, but...

[firecat]

Ad in the local free newspaper, The Independent:

[left side]

DETOX UNDER ANESTHESIA

OxyContin, Vicodin,
Heroin, Methadone,
and all Opiates

[contact info]



[right side]

(flag image)
WITH
GRATITUDE AND
RESPECT
TO OUR TROOPS.


*Proven the most successful method of opiate detox
*Non-addictive craving management
*Safe, Humane and Effective
*Return to work within a few days
*Confidentiality

[Company name]