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[firecat]

I cherry-picked the best from several tries at The LiveJournal Sitcom meme:

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of chauffeur (TNN, 4:30): firecat (Uma Thurman) sets abostick59 (Chevy Chase)'s cookie on fire. duskybeans (Harrison Ford) plays chess against jodawi (Ginger Rogers), who doesn't know how. Meanwhile, patgreene (Lon Chaney) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with feline (Don Rickles). In the next town over, p_a (Mel Gibson) auditions for a movie starring opposite rosefox (Wil Wheaton). Nearby, womzilla (Thora Birch) tells chaoswolf (Glenn Close) about Scientology. Then, mactavish (Margaret Cho) burns treacle_well (Dolph Lundgren)'s sweater. Upstairs, eric_in_elevatr (Bruce Willis) gets wiscon (Susan Sarandon) drunk. That same day, femery (Keri Russell) takes zpdiduda (Angela Bassett)'s daughter on a date and ends up necking. Wackiness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)