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[firecat]

At mittelschmertz's request:

01. When did we meet?
02. How did we meet?
03. Have we ever met in person?
04. Have we ever talked on the phone?
05. Have you ever seen me cry?
06. Have you ever seen me dance?
07. Describe me using three or less words.
08. If you could spend a day with me, what would we do?
09. Have we ever gotten in a fight?
10. Have you ever dreamt of me? If so, tell me about it.
11. If you could give me a present, what would it be?
12. Would you hug me?
13. Would you kiss me?
13a. Would you do other nasty things with me?
13b. Have you done other nasty things with me?
14. What do you REALLY think of me?
15. Do you trust me?
16. Do you know something about me that no one else knows?
17. Do you even know how old I am (without looking at my LJ profile! Don't cheat!)?
18. Anything you wanted to tell me but never got a chance to?

Comments

[jodawi.livejournal.com]

wow, must have got graphic.


i got the phrase from a housemate as an undergrad; it memes itself out of me sometimes

[firecat]

Only if "who is jodawi and why would zie write such a thing in Stef's poll" counts as graphic.

[jodawi.livejournal.com]

depends on how you answered

[jodawi.livejournal.com]

note: for proper properness, the phrase has to be spoken as if from a drunken dumb jock asshole male unit talking to his buddy in order to make the object of the attention nervous, wondering if they're serious.

[firecat]

*snrch*

I've never heard it done properly, since I tend to make the drunken dumb jock asshole male units too nervous to say such things.