Three strange little fics

[firecat]

Ghost Reader (128 words) by firecat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Original Work
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Original Characters
Additional Tags: Ghosts, Relatives, Writing, Characters Writing Fanfiction, Id Fic, Smoking, Catboys & Catgirls
Summary:

In which the protagonist is visited by a dead relative who likes to back-seat write.

YOU ARE IN A MAZE (695 words) by firecat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pinky and the Brain, Colossal Cave Adventure, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Brain & Pinky (Animaniacs), Ariadne/Theseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
Characters: The Brain (Pinky and the Brain), Ariadne (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Theseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Asterion the Minotaur (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
Additional Tags: Caves, maze, Labyrinth - Freeform, Mice, PLUGH, Peanut Butter, Monsters, virgins, Cannibalism (sort of)
Summary:

Pinky & the Brain are caught in a labyrinth of twisty little passages, all alike. There might be a Minotaur here.

Late to Supper (1234 words) by firecat
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Nero Wolfe - Rex Stout
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Archie Goodwin/Nero Wolfe, Nero Wolfe/Other(s)
Characters: Archie Goodwin, Nero Wolfe, Theodore Horstmann
Additional Tags: Orchids, Tentacles, Tentacle Sex, Dubious Consent, Dom/sub, Time Management, sentient alien symbiote, Alien Flora & Fauna
Summary:

Nero Wolfe receives a new type of orchid, and finds it has some highly unusual features. Worst of all, it makes him late to supper. As usual, Archie has to find a solution.