firecat's amazing dysspatialrotatia
26 Dec 2004 08:28 amMy dad has a mild case of dyslexia. I don't, but I do share with him a "talent" whereby if I try to put something together, and there is anything the slightest bit unclear about any instructions I'm using, I put it together every single wrong way before I get to the right way.
I really mean that - it doesn't just seem like that because I stop once I get to a right way. I bet I would make a great user-testing subject for Ikea instructions.
I've never seen a name put to this talent, so I made up my own.
This talent also applies to my attempts at crafts. I crocheted wrong for months before I figured out how to do it right. It wasn't wrong enough to fail to produce a fabric, but it wasn't an ordinary single-crochet fabric. It was a "single-crochet into the back loop" stitch, as I later found out.
So a couple of days ago I was waiting in an ice-cream shop for my sweetie
kyubi and I was reading a book that
kightp recommended, Barbara Walker's Learn to Knit Afghan Book. I was reading the basics about how to start knitting because I've never been happy with how I hold the yarn.
And I discovered, and subsequently confirmed by looking at how-to-knit instructions in my other knitting books, that through all the hundreds of yards of fabric I've knit so far, I've been knitting backwards.
Explanation for those who are geeky enough to care: All the books say that once you have loops of yarn on your left needle, you begin to knit by putting the right needle through the yarn from the front left to the back right of the loop. But I was putting the needle through from the back right to the back left.
They also say that you loop the yarn around the needle from left to right. I was looping from right to left.
The fabric produced by this is almost identical to correct knitting; there is a small difference in how the loops lie against each other. And this is, I've learned, an actual stitch. I think it's called "knitting through the back of the stitch." It's just not the standard knit stitch.
The benefit from figuring all this out is that doing it the correct way makes it a bit easier to handle the yarn so the knitting goes slightly faster. I'm now knitting almost as fast as I crochet.
I really mean that - it doesn't just seem like that because I stop once I get to a right way. I bet I would make a great user-testing subject for Ikea instructions.
I've never seen a name put to this talent, so I made up my own.
This talent also applies to my attempts at crafts. I crocheted wrong for months before I figured out how to do it right. It wasn't wrong enough to fail to produce a fabric, but it wasn't an ordinary single-crochet fabric. It was a "single-crochet into the back loop" stitch, as I later found out.
So a couple of days ago I was waiting in an ice-cream shop for my sweetie
And I discovered, and subsequently confirmed by looking at how-to-knit instructions in my other knitting books, that through all the hundreds of yards of fabric I've knit so far, I've been knitting backwards.
Explanation for those who are geeky enough to care: All the books say that once you have loops of yarn on your left needle, you begin to knit by putting the right needle through the yarn from the front left to the back right of the loop. But I was putting the needle through from the back right to the back left.
They also say that you loop the yarn around the needle from left to right. I was looping from right to left.
The fabric produced by this is almost identical to correct knitting; there is a small difference in how the loops lie against each other. And this is, I've learned, an actual stitch. I think it's called "knitting through the back of the stitch." It's just not the standard knit stitch.
The benefit from figuring all this out is that doing it the correct way makes it a bit easier to handle the yarn so the knitting goes slightly faster. I'm now knitting almost as fast as I crochet.
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Date: 27 Dec 2004 01:46 pm (UTC)I think sometimes my issue with this kind of thing can be traced back to tying my shoes. I'm right handed, my dad's left handed, and he taught me, so I tie my shoes weird. I mean, it's normal to me, but I gather it's different from everyone else. I once took a writing class where for extra credit we could write down the process for tying shoes, and the teacher would try it to see whether it worked. And it did work; it's just backwards in some way. I told my daughter's dad that it would be his job to teach Maggie to tie her shoes so she wouldn't be subjected to this. I mentioned it to her teacher and the teacher tried to teach me to tie shoes the normal way and I interrupted and said, no, I'm not going to try to change at this point.
And like you, I screw up on instructions a lot (including directions; sometimes I go every possible wrong direction before the right one). In eighth grade I took sewing class and there was a written test and a practical test where we followed some directions. In the written test I got an A. In the practical test I got a D. I had done it literally backwards and upside down -- and scorched it with the iron as well.
My mom sewed and knit beautifully. My sister is starting to take up knitting. I'm interested but afraid. :-) Basically I feel like I would need to be shown how to do it rather than learning from a book.
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Date: 27 Dec 2004 03:57 pm (UTC)I had a terrible time with 8th grade sewing class but I blame the cruddy old machine I used. I used to sew, turn the fabric, and see a hideous giant snarl monster on the back. And by the time I had finally finished the pants I was making, I had grown and they didn't fit!
I have a sewing machine now with an easier threading mechanism and sewing a seam, which is all I've done with it so far, works all right. But I suspect once I get into making garments I'm going to go through a stage of putting them together all the wrong ways before I put them together the right way.
There are knitting videos, if you can't find anyone to teach you (if you have a local yarn store, they are very likely to have classes). I looked at videos (on the Internet) and books. (I still got it backward though...)