no subject

[firecat]

http://www.theyfightcrime.org/

I like it, but I keep wanting to swap the pronouns:

HeShe's a benighted vegetarian rock star who dotes on hisher loving old ma. SheHe's an elegant gold-digging museum curator who believes shehe is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

HeShe's a deeply religious chivalrous paramedic searching for hisher wife's true killer. SheHe's a green-fingered French-Canadian fairy princess in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!

(optional: also swap the other gendered words)

HeShe's an ungodly soccer-playing jungle kingqueen on a search for hisher missing sister. SheHe's a psychotic red-headed mermaidmerman living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

Comments

[tangledaxon]

I like your versions best!

[gramina]

I like this one, regardless of genders:

"Zie's a benighted partier & card sharp with a winning smile and a way with people. Zer partner is a chain-smoking goth barkeep with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!"

(slightly modified :) )

[firecat]

I love it!

[urocyon]

Thanks for the pointer! And I like your versions. :)