Why I hate the job market, part 23,523.35

[firecat]

Senior Writer
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Qualifications: A nearly sociopathic desire for creating an audience
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Comments

[maize]

I was recently asked to post a job ad that contained as a qualification "Empathy with a creative and technical environment." I got them to strike that line. Sadly, it was one of about 50 totally off-the-wall (and often unreasonable) lines. :/

[firecat]

"Empathy with a creative and technical environment."

What does that even mean? Although I like the idea of general empathy as a job requirement. (But how would you test it? Leave the interviewee in a room with sad puppies?)

[ironed_orchid]

I might be okay with a room full of puppies halfway through an interview.

[snippy]

As a person who is looking for a new job, what does that even mean? Alternatively, what does it mean to not have "empathy with..." etc.? Sounds like they had a bad employee and they're trying to write the job ad to prevent that kind of person from applying, but it's really better handled in an interview process.

[firecat]

As someone pointed out on the LJ version of this post, sociopathy and audiences aren't things that generally go together.

[treacle-well.livejournal.com]

Whaaaa?

[selki.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, they probably think they're being hip or funny or something. Yecch.

[living400lbs.livejournal.com]

Because sociopaths make the best employees!

....yeah.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

. . . why would a sociopath care about creating an audience?

[firecat]

So they could get something they wanted, presumably. But so they could help the company? Not so much.

[flarenut.livejournal.com]

Because we want a powerful monster we can control, and that kind of thing has never turned out badly in the past.

Also: I'm pretty sure what they mean is "attracting an audience", which is very different from creating one.

[treecat]

"Because we want a powerful monster we can control, and that kind of thing has never turned out badly in the past."

no it's always perfect *snort*

"Also: I'm pretty sure what they mean is "attracting an audience", which is very different from creating one."

nah, you forgot the monster part. They may even have some spare parts around for the author to use in creating them.

[opalmirror.livejournal.com]

the ad seeks someone sociopathic who will create an audience... Even if they have to breed it all by themselves: parthenogenic.