Dear LJ comment spammer

[firecat]

Your message about how you have a secret horny crush on me might have worked better if you'd left it on my personal journal, rather than the journal I set up for my cat who died over 10 years ago.

Although yeah, "I have never been able to tell you for reasons which you would quickly identify as obvious" makes sense under the circumstances.

Comments

[anarqueso.livejournal.com]

I got one on the journal in which I recorded the headaches of co-parenting my late stepson.

Stay classy, spammer.