Contains words that will get you fined by the FCC. Also possibly offensive to people who eat low-carb. Also contains a bunch of words I can't quite understand, but what I do understand, I think is funny.
http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html
[Edit: If you also can't hear a bunch of the words, you can check out this transcript.]
http://www.illwillpress.com/fatkins.html
[Edit: If you also can't hear a bunch of the words, you can check out this transcript.]